Huevos!

Activists draped a banner off of the new CCTV building under construction in Beijing. The banner not surprisingly said "Free Tibet." Three Americans, a Briton and a Canadian were detained by police following the incident. Let me take a second to say, "Huevos!" And I thought I was a gutsy activist...

China set up "protest parks" for the Olympic games. We have those too. Denver and St. Paul will both be protest parks this year. Our government will have a chance to see lots of activists in the same place at the same time. Look forward to lots of videotape from the events as well.

The Aliens Ate My Dingo

Ken Layne, philosopherius extraordinarius, and the senior alien analyst at Wonkette, brought this, and other pictures, to my attention.




The pictures were taken by in-the-field Alien operatives from Galatea IV. The operatives were soon deported from China, and earth, after being exposed by fourwinds10. I should have known no human could find such damaging material on our untouchable, impeccable, incredible, historic... uh, Chimpanzee Presidente. Drunk again, Booshy? Drink it down, chimpy. That's a goood boy!

To quote a wonkette operative Bago:

I’ve woken up at burning man wearing only a lab coat and a condom, and still have to say DAAAAMN! If there was ever a proper time to wake up that way, it would be in Nevada. At the Olympics in front of billions of TV watchers, damn. Totally checked out.

I'll take two of what Laura is having.