Crying Liberal

Boo-hoo. John McCain just got elected (in November). Oh, whatever is a liberal to do? I have no idea, because I am a conservative leftist. Free Republic know nothing automatons: Hi! Nice to meetcha! I am sooo sad, because John McCain just got elected (in theory). Whatever is a boy to do? I will refuse to cry. I will refuse to oblige your calls for me to leave the nation.

Oh, snap. Too many pitchers of Sex on the Beach this afternoon.
Sorry about that, if anybody read that.
That's not literature.
Funny as hell, but not literature.