The Tonight Show

After running multiple ads depicting Obama as a celebrity John McCain will be appearing on The Tonight Show. Oh, God, please don't let him tell any jokes. I suppose it would be too much to ask to also keep him from revealing his lockjaw death grin. Really, Leno?!? That should be so much fun to watch, in the Twilight Zone.

From the AP story:

For reporters not in Denver, McCain's campaign planned to hit "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" in Burbank, Calif., on Monday and a fundraiser in Sacramento. He planned to take short day trips from his condo in Phoenix and then leave Thursday for rallies in must-win states Ohio, Pennsylvania and Michigan. While there, McCain will talk with local reporters and make his case as the outspent, outmatched straight shooter.

Ron Fournier has done wonders for the credibility of the Associated Press. Now it's the Asphyxiated Press. The above article at least does not contain pure opinion, like Fournier's drivel, just a little loaded analysis.

In related news:
Ultra wealthy people from all over the United States joined hands to pray for McCain's election. Just to hedge their bets they first prayed to God, and then also to Satan. Afterwards they made fun of the poor and sacrificed an Iranian virgin on a huge bonfire of oil profits. Good times.