Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Drafty McLieber-Schmidt

McCain: Can't disagree with the draft.
McCain: (Schmidt)-Lieberman ticket to be offered as kosher pork.

I just figured out I get my news prolly seconds before Olbermann's team, thanks to this space age drug, SUPER-Meth. My supplier tells me the arm growing out of my back is natural, and that after my clone emerges everything will be fine. That sounded reasonable, but now I think there is a face coming out. It just said, "Feed me, Seymour."