Obama's Camp Never Calls

You'd think they would at least send me a text message after the night we had together, but nooo...

Breaking News:
Barack Obama picks his dark side to be running mate. Election battle finally commences.
When interviewed, Darth-Bama said, "I will destroy the Republican resistors. I will shatter their homeworld, and make slaves of their daughters."

McCain's campaign could not be reached for comment. Most of them have gone into hiding on Dagoba. McCain himself appears to have commandeered the Millennium Falcon, but he can't understand the controls. He's stuck on Tatooine.