From Branya to Dungeons and Dragons

I guess I'm not going to be able to leave the Dungeons and Dragons theme alone today. There's an awesome blog at Threat Level about the continuing McCain campaign attacks on the game and bloggers. Please feel free to write more gems like this:

McN00b

by lol and I'm a Republican

I think he'd be the kid who's gotta trick out his level three fighter with "naturally rolled" 18's in all his stats, bracers of AC 2, ring and cloak of protection +5 each (which he "found" when he was level 1), and of course the n00b three-pack of girdle of storm giant strength, gauntlets of ogre power, and hammer of thunerbolts. Anything to make sure he beats the Terrorists of Elemental Evil.

or this:

Paladin McCain!

by John G.

This aging 20th level paladin charges around the kingdom (stomping on any hapless peasants who get in his way) declaring what a great war hero he was despite being captured by orcs many years before. He distrusts wizards, non-humans and especially those beings from other planes of existance. He plans to lead all those of good alignment on the Prime Material Plane into a neverending war against the infernal forces of the Abyss but most sensible people say this is a very bad idea.

or this:

McKane the Necrotician

by frankXchange

Strength (8), Dexterity (4), Constitution (never heard of it), Wisdom (5), Charisma (10). Able to summon support from legions of the undead (or nearly dead), especially in Florida. He himself cannot melee well in debates or interviews, and naps often. He is allied with media giants, who use their breath to create great fogs of irrelevant commentary and debate. His Dark Lords of the Campaign can generate misleading issues and summon armies of zombies by waving a flag.

Thank you so much to the readers of Threat Level.
This is going to be a good day (unless another war starts or some other respected person dies).
What do you think, DMG?