Character build:
Level 40 Bullshit artist.
Stats:
Int: 7 Char: (quad-dimensional= 10 or 0) Str: 4 Dex: 2 Wis:7 Con: 20.
MxCr8z can not be killed. Similar build to Tempest, Thieves World, except Tempest "aahcted" and MxCr8z axe. McCr8zy can hypnotize victims at will, and believes he is correct, always.
Related to the Boosh Golem. Both are MxCr8zy and Boosh are highly uninspired, and incredibly dangerous. Do not approach without a response team present.
MxCr8z has Stones of Jordan on both hands. He's got an Enigma on his chest. He's got a microphone in his hands. He's got a strap around his waist that says Walnuts! He's got a baseball cap on his head (it says “Peace In The Middle East”). He's got a Breath of the Dying...
Just a second, folks. I have just been told I have confused games.
RPG much?More:
C. J. Cherryh couldn't get MxCr8z killed, but then, there's the curve and then there's the Tempest curve. After prolonged torture Tempest finally gave up the ghost. Gung ho, Vivisectionist, says howdy. I wonder what MxCr8z thinks about the Vivisectionist. Could have been worse, Johnny. You could have been in Thieves World posing as invincible. Owch.
Moving on to free Bitteries (TM).
Music: Sanctuary (rare roio), The Cult.
McCain Wants Brains
(More Brains)
McCain: Loves young slaves (er, uh, troops)..
McCain: (Schmidt)-Lieberman ticket to be offered as kosher pork.
I just figured out I get my news prolly seconds before the Kos team, thanks to this space age drug, SUPER-Xeth. My supplier tells me the arm growing out of my back is natural, and that after my clone emerges everything will be fine. That sounded reasonable, but now I think there is a face coming out. It just said, "Feed me, Seymour." I am so hungry... so hungry...
Oh, yeah, RPG Essay (I mean Jefe):
Sweet. Somebody with clout stood up to Michael Goldfarb about his persistent criticism of Dungeons and Dragons and the people who play the game. Bob Mackey (LTC-ret.), consultant at the National Counterterrorism Center, wrote an article called "Cloak of Stupidity +5, or the Art of the False Political Assumption." Here's a good excerpt:
It seems Mr. Goldfarb, with the blessings of his employer, has decided that anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons is some sort of anti-social uber nerd, incapable of manly activities, such as political blogging or being shot down over Hanoi.I guess I can come back out of the closet I was hiding in. Take that, Michael "Gas Spore" Goldfarb. En garde vile flumph!Well, as anyone with half a brain should know, not all D&D players live in their parents' basement. Some live upstairs.
And others, the vast majority of them, became doctors, lawyers, excelled in business, the arts, and even politics. And a more than a few of them put on the uniform and stand by the colors. And more than a few of them have come back from the very wars that men like Mr. Goldfarb have sent them covered in the colors, the same colors that are given to grieving mothers, wives, and girlfriends.
Yes, Mr. Goldfarb, I play Dungeons and Dragons. And I have, in my home, a very large box filled with medals and decorations that prove my service to this nation. Where were you, sir, when your country called? Oh yes, writing for the Weekly Standard.
While gaming geeks rallied around the flag.
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RPG, jus cuz':
Dunjuns and Dragoons
I guess I'm not going to be able to leave the Dungeons and Dragons theme alone today. There's an awesome blog at Threat Level about the continuing McCain campaign attacks on the game and bloggers. Please feel free to write more gems like this:
McN00bor this:
by lol and I'm a Republican
I think he'd be the kid who's gotta trick out his level three fighter with "naturally rolled" 18's in all his stats, bracers of AC 2, ring and cloak of protection +5 each (which he "found" when he was level 1), and of course the n00b three-pack of girdle of storm giant strength, gauntlets of ogre power, and hammer of thunerbolts. Anything to make sure he beats the Terrorists of Elemental Evil.
Paladin McCain!I Love Threat Level.
by John G.
This aging 20th level paladin charges around the kingdom (stomping on any hapless peasants who get in his way) declaring what a great war hero he was despite being captured by orcs many years before. He distrusts wizards, non-humans and especially those beings from other planes of existance. He plans to lead all those of good alignment on the Prime Material Plane into a neverending war against the infernal forces of the Abyss but most sensible people say this is a very bad idea.
Nightsy night.
I will try to do better tomorrow.
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