McCrazy-Pills Has A Half-Sister

Cindy "Flying High" McCain is not an only child, as she has said in the past. As recently as last Tuesday a news broadcast, on NPR, reaffirmed her false claim to be Jim Hensley's only daughter. Cindy's nephew, Nicholas Portalski, said of why he has come forward to dispute the lies:

The fact that we don't exist. The fact that we've never been recognized, and then Cindy has to put such a fine point on it by saying something that's not true. Recently, again and again. It's just very, very hurtful.

Cindy tells tall tales as well as McFail, apparently. Cindy overdosed on Botox upon hearing that somebody found out she has a connection to a regular human being. Medics used the jaws of life to pry her mouth open and force some oxy down her throat.