Obama Dances With McCain In Church

Surprisingly, Obama did not wear black face paint when appearing at the Saddleback Church. Meanwhile, John McCain has jungle fever over some guy named Barry. It makes me feel so dirty. Can I get a candidate who doesn't pander to the Christian Right?

No?
Screw it.
Happy Un-Fun Day.

Oh, and buenos dias again. This time I am drinking coffee (it's not 3 a.m.).