Official Conspiracy Theory

Here's the latest conspiracy theory. Obama is leading by a huge margin. McCain universally sucks. The daily polls are all rigged. The voting machines are all rigged. The daily polls will substantiate the enormous lie the American people are told in November, that John McCain was elected.

That sounds plausible, except for one thing. Big money really doesn't have to rig everything. Big money has big money, and will just buy the Presidency if they so desire. The simplest explanation is often the correct deduction.

It's a stretch, woo, quite a stretch, to believe everything is fake.
It's all real, and fueled by dollars.
The polls are flawed, but the closeness of the race I can believe. Newsflash: Barack Obama is black. Does anybody really believe he has a huge lead?

I wonder what the landscape will look like when the dollar is equal to a peso, and Canada buys Detroit (just for the hell of it).