Please Help Name CNN

"Fox News" has never presented a problem when it comes to creative renaming. I never write what I call it, but I'm fairly certain everybody has gotten the gist of it. This new situation leaves me in a funk though. For the life of me I am having a hard time naming CNN something clever. There's just nothing to work with. Cable Nutz Network is about the best I have come up with so far.

Help me, Obi Wan. You're my only hope.