Late, Late Night: Follow The Leader

"You want me to be
Something I could never, ever be."
- Jon Davis

There's Thers Over Ther:

1. Partisan Democrat liberals run the teevee in manner of Evil Cabal or similar.
2. Saddam Hussein totally did too! have nukes and chemical weapons and WMDs.
3. Global Warming is a Fraud launched by False Prophet Scientists with sinister motives.
4. Homosexuals do not deserve equal marriage rights under the law for reasons of ickiness or something equally vague.
5. Barack Obama, like Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton, is a Marxist Communist. (Adding, Obama is an effete elitist latte & malt-liquor-swilling hardcore weenie gangsta rapper who wants to bang your sister, make everyone gay like him, & impose Islamofascism, because he's too smooth, too angry, too Ivy League and too South Side all at the same time.)
6. Torture is swell!
7. Despite its expensive pointlessness, we should drill drill drill! for oil that's not there that we need to wean ourselves off of anyhow.

They forgot that God created Earth 'cuz he was bored, women MUST have babies, child abuse was originally called discipline, the nigras are supposed to be working for them (not selling the crax), and, not least, Jesus loves you, brother/sister/mother/father/family.
I know. I know. I am gonna be sooo sorry when the rapture comes, because it's going to be very, very spooky after that.

Factoid:
Sarah Palin was 9 years old the last time John McCain had a natural stiffy, and John McCain was 23 years old when Alaska became a state.

Leighton Woodhouse, ladies and gentlemen:

I don't believe that this is a bid for Hillary supporters, I think it's a bid for the same segment of the electorate that almost every tactic from both campaigns has been aimed at: white working class swing voters. I think the inevitable attacks on Palin are part of the purpose of her selection. By turning her into a lightning rod, they will be able to deflect attacks away from McCain toward a far more sympathetic figure, and then use those attacks as evidence in a far more powerful counterattack against typical liberal elitism.

Does it count as an attack when I say she's hot?
And by hot I mean fine/foxy/groovy/dreamy/unqualified.

Manners are so last year.
Palin giggles while radio show host calls her Republican foe a bitch:

Gov. Sarah Palin really stepped in it when she appeared recently on the show hosted by two admiring radio personalities, Bob and Mark of KWHL.
Bob used the b-word to describe Sen. President Lyda Green, who is no friend of the governor. Instead of saying she objected to her supporter's making such a juvenile and inappropriate insult, she giggled nervously...
She came off looking immature herself, almost high-schoolish. It was conduct unbecoming a governor.

Full feed.

Does anyone believe that was an attack? I was actually hitting on her. I guess this means I got shot down. I bought a corsage for her and everything. Prom is ruined now.

Something smells horrid in this motel room. Damns yous hurricane! It smells like... old cheese.
Yawns.
More soon.