Ball of Expression

Hot chicks sometimes prefer the demure intellectual writer types, but more often they go for the athletic go-getters. Did McCamp miss the memo about hot chicks? Check this out. Hot chicks have never liked political geeks, of any variety. That lets me off the hook, because I am a novelist (sooo much cooler).

Oh, yeah, just to be fair, they probably do like B. a whole lot, but I am not jealous. I'm considering running for president too, you know, just to inform the cougars out there I'm available (if you have a private jet). I would so like to have more homes than the McCrazy-Riches. Make my dream come true, and marry this blogger into your world of wealth. I prefer shaken, not stirred.