The Offer Still Stands

I will stop writing the truth, and begin selling wholesale falsehoods, for only $26,000. Exxon? Hello? I can be a vociferous advocate for big oil. I will prostitute my writing, and I offer bonus discounts. Unlike Newt Gingrich, I come cheap. I feel your cause needs all the help it can get, so make your "donation" today. Sell outs don't have to be former politicians.

Context note: Only commies check their tires.